Have A Drink

ethankwolfe:
“ fruitydrinksister:
“ vardpup:
“ pyrocrastinate:
“ tdrloid:
“ Low fat yo
”
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
”
fat free yort
”
I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free...

fruitydrinksister:
vardpup:
pyrocrastinate:
tdrloid:
Low fat yo
is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg
fat free yort
I know I just reblogged this but now I’m crying over fat free yort
weigh
waters
ened

weaux:

sushinfood:
that’ll learn ya
she was just thirsty :(

dunsparce:

not even a millisecond later

playnierautomata:

GET IT WHITE BOY

awiabbubu:

Hey its worth a shot.

maybelateralligator:

lurkch:
lieutenant-sapphic:
so i know we’ve all seen this epic incredible work of art but idk if y’all have seen the tweet that goes with it
(x)
I was not expecting this to be so well done.
This is the best thing I have and will ever see.

bunjywunjy:

polyglotplatypus:
TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

harcules:

relationship goals

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

m–ood:
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
I would die for this otter

summersweeet:

via weheartit

(Source: ohmyrizzles)

awwww-cute:

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

michaelpoe:
“ zoreta:
“ This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.
Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.
Thing...

michaelpoe:

zoreta:
This is an actual, legit problem in Russia.

Kronotsky Nature Reserve, like most nature reserves, is pretty remote and relies on gas generators for electricity, and keeps jet fuel around in case a rescue copter is needed.

Thing is, these gas drums are just out in the open. And then the bears found them, and discovered that huffing the fumes got them high to the point of passing out. So now there are all these bears addicted to huffing jet fuel, and they’re teaching it to each other.

One one hand, nobody wants bears addicted to huffing highly flammable, toxic crap. It’s not healthy or safe for the bears to just pass out.
On the other, remove the jet fuel… and you have a population of bears going through drug withdrawal, and a bunch of nature reserve workers stuck with them in the middle of nowhere. Additionally, bears have started seeking alternate sources, like trailing behind a helicopter in hopes of fuel leaks, so taking away their source might be… ill advised.
This one of the most Russian things I’ve ever read.

bookhobbit:

good morning everyone I just went to ask my cat why she was making noise but I got caught between saying ‘fuss’ and ‘ruckus’ so I actually asked her “is this what all the fuckus is about?”